My name is Robert. I do a lot of cool things, but the only thing that I do that's cool that matters here is my poetry. Yes, this is my poetry blog, awesometastic, I know, I know. Feel free to stay and read some pretty words arranged in a pretty fashion. Kinda. Or feel free to check out Extraordinarily Captivating!
Captivating!
Oh my, yes! How captivating your strange stories have become!
Thrilling, chilling, why, I can hardly believe some of them!
What?
Oh my, no! I’m in no way suggesting you’re a liar.
Well, yes, the things you say can at times be a bit…
Outrageous? Stupendous? Extraordinary?
Yes, all of those things.
But that doesn’t make you a liar, does it?
Sometimes extraordinary, stupendous, outrageous things
just happen to simple, boring, run-of-the-mill people such as yourself.
Right?
Nothing too extraordinary about that.
